In a desperate bid to feel something other than the crushing weight of his KPI-driven existence, local analyst Lim Kopi spent his entire lunch break being systematically rejected by a three-legged tabby.

Lim reportedly paid a $25 entry fee to sit on a suspiciously damp floor cushion while a Maine Coon named 'Luna' looked at him with the same contempt usually reserved for public transport commuters.

The establishment, which combines the olfactory charm of a litter box with the price point of a fine-dining restaurant, remains a hit among those who find human rejection too affordable.

"I try to stroke the cat, but he just stare at me like I owe him money then walk away," complained Lim, while picking ginger fur out of his overpriced latte.

"Expensive sia, pay so much for one hour just to get hissed at, might as well go home let my mother scold me for free."

Staff confirmed that the cats are specifically trained in the art of emotional withholding to ensure customers keep returning for validation.