Prime Minister Lawrence Wong has successfully convinced Australia to serve as a massive storage facility for Singaporeans who are too loud for HDB living.

The deal involves "deepening defence ties," which is government-speak for building massive underwater gulags to house citizens who keep asking for their CPF money back.

Wong also met with Qatari officials to exchange tips on how to maintain a straight face while pretending that a tiny island actually needs a world-class navy.

The Australians reportedly agreed to provide more land for SAF training because they find it hilarious to watch city boys cry when they see a medium-sized spider.

Qatar has pledged to help Singapore secure its energy needs by providing enough hot air to sustain parliamentary sessions for the next fifty years.

MINDEF confirmed that the new reciprocal access agreement allows Singapore to finally export its most toxic corporate culture directly into the Australian bush.