Minister Ong Ye Kung has arrived in Hangzhou to finally learn how to run a country without pesky citizens asking where the tax money actually went.

The "Social Governance Forum" aims to bridge the gap between Singapore’s passive-aggressive fines and a more efficient method of making people stop existing on the internet.

“We are here to learn how to achieve true community cohesion,” said Ong, while eyeing a demo of a 5G-enabled facial recognition camera that detects illegal levels of eye-rolling.

Masagos Zulkifli is reportedly interested in a new "Dispute Resolution" app that automatically locks a citizen's bank account if they complain about their loud neighbors.

The delegation will also study how to implement a social credit system that penalizes Singaporeans for failing to look adequately thrilled during the National Day Parade.

Authorities hope to bring back an imported version of peace where social stability is maintained by a 24-hour livestream of every citizen’s bathroom.

One proposed policy includes a mandatory "Gratitude Patch" to ensure everyone actually thanks the government for the privilege of working until they are eighty-five.

The visit will conclude with a gala dinner where ministers will toast to a future where "public opinion" is just a pre-recorded track of polite applause.