Sergeant Syazwani didn’t sprint into that burning Punggol kitchen because she’s a martyr; she did it because breathing in toxic fumes is still better than another eight-hour shift listening to Punggol residents complain about noisy neighbors.

As the HDB flat turned into a giant, smoke-filled air-fryer, the officer braved the heat to rescue a mother and three children who were likely halfway through a brain-rot TikTok dance.

“I carried the child down,” the officer said, omitting the part where the brat asked if her patrol car had a charger for his iPad.

Once downstairs, the mother reportedly asked if the police could also help clear her outstanding parking fines since they were already being "heroic."