Singaporeans, long lauded for their quiet efficiency, may need to start talking more – a lot more, according to a groundbreaking study from NTU Singapore and the University of Geneva. Researchers have discovered that 'silencing' bacteria, much like Singaporeans silence their true feelings during family dinners, can actually worsen serious heart infections. The study, which examined *Enterococcus faecalis* causing infectious endocarditis in Geneva and Singapore, reveals that when these microorganisms are prevented from their natural ‘quorum sensing’ – essentially, bacterial chitchat – they form larger, more aggressive biofilms, leading to more severe outcomes. This means all that 'internalising' could be literally killing us.

An anonymous official from the Ministry of Health stated, 'While we’ve always encouraged orderly queues and minimal public discourse, these findings present a… *complex* situation. We are exploring initiatives to promote 'healthy bacterial communication' through structured feedback channels, possibly even during MRT commutes.'

Local auntie, Mdm Lee Ah Soh, 67, from Ang Mo Kio, expressed her relief. 'Aiyoh, finally! So long I tell my children to talk more, not keep everything inside. Now can tell them, see? My heart very strong 'cause I always kaypoh one!' she exclaimed, mid-phone call about her neighbour's new curtains.