
NParks Crocodile Warning Signs Now Officially Recognised As Darwinist Filters
NParks has unveiled a new series of crocodile warning signs designed to aggressively prune the genetic pool of the island nation.
The signage, featuring a minimalist silhouette of a reptile consuming a moron, serves as a polite suggestion for those with a death wish.
"Wah lau, the sign so big but people still want to go near and take TikTok," remarked local resident Lim Ah Hock.
"I say just let the crocodile makan them lah, save us the trouble of reading the news later."
Officials confirmed that the signs are purely decorative, as anyone stupid enough to ignore a two-metre predator deserves to become high-end luggage.
Plans are underway to install "Selfie Spots" directly inside the crocodile's digestive tract for maximum social media engagement.
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