The Mandai Wildlife Reserve has finally addressed the soaring cost of imported meat by transitioning its apex predators to a strictly "human-centric" diet.

The new "Premium Spectator Enrichment" programme allows lions to enjoy a buffet of high-decibel children and tourists who use flash photography.

Park rangers noted that the Malayan tigers have never looked sleeker since consuming their first influencer who wouldn't stop TikTok dancing near the enclosure.

"Eh, the tiger bit once only, then the GoPro also gone liao," noted witness Tan Ah Kow.

"I think it's very good leh, save money on chicken and can clear the crowd also, steady lah," he added while dodging a flying sandal.

Authorities confirmed the animals prefer the taste of those who complain about the humidity.