Singaporeans have officially evolved into digital cattle according to a recent study by the National Desperation Board.

The local dating scene on Bumble is now a ruthless inventory of assets rather than a search for human connection.

Local users have replaced personality traits with QR codes linking directly to their IRAS tax assessments.

"Wah lau, her photo look like supermodel but her bank account got four zeros only, how to swipe?" said 28-year-old Kelvin Tan.

"I want one girl who can cook, clean, and also got high-tier credit card, cannot be too much to ask right?"

Hinge has responded by adding a "Family Tree Verification" button to ensure users aren't accidentally matching with their cousins in this tiny island-prison.

The update follows reports of a man matching with his own sister three times in one week.

"Liddat also can, at least I know she confirm got good genes and don't need to meet the parents," Kelvin added.