The National Environment Agency (NEA) has officially launched its ‘Clean Crotch, Clear Future’ campaign to tackle the nation’s pungent bedroom crisis.

Undercover hygiene officers will now conduct surprise bedside inspections to ensure local couples maintain an ‘A’ grade for genital freshness.

Failure to meet minimum acidity levels will result in an immediate fine and a mandatory public scrubbing session.

“Eh, my husband’s bird-bird always smell like fermented prawn paste leh,” complained local resident Mrs. Lim.

“NEA officer come check, he straightaway kena fine, now he wash until so shiny I can see my own face inside.”

Authorities warned that the humid climate is no excuse for a partner’s nether regions smelling like a dumpster behind a seafood market.

The government hopes that removing the biological stench of rotting flesh will finally encourage Sinkies to reproduce without gagging.