The Ministry of Education has officially endorsed the "Total Outsourcing" model for all primary school assignments to prepare children for corporate life.

Local parents are now flocking to professional services to ensure their toddlers’ dioramas look like they were designed by an award-winning architect.

"Wah lau, my son so busy with three tuitions, how to find time to draw one bird?" said local mother, Mrs Tan.

"I pay five hundred for one essay, sure get A* one, don't play play," she added while browsing the 'Primary 2 Spelling' category on Carousell.

Critics argue that children are losing the ability to hold a pencil, but the government claims delegating tasks is a "vital leadership competency."

One nine-year-old CEO reportedly fired his tutor yesterday because the Maths Olympiad working was "too messy."

"Now I got more time for my 11pm violin class, damn shiok," the child remarked.