Yeo Whee Jim, a man currently held together by masking tape and a Medisave-funded leaf blower, has discovered the ultimate life hack: laughing at his own rot.

"I'm not dead yet," Yeo joked to a friend, who was desperately trying to calculate if the ventilator’s electricity bill would consume his inheritance.

The Singapore government has praised Yeo's resilience, noting that dark humor is significantly more cost-effective than actual medical intervention.

A spokesperson suggested that all terminal patients should pivot to open-mic nights to offset the rising costs of staying alive.

"If you can crack a joke while your lungs are being powered by a refurbished Dyson, you're a true asset to the economy," the spokesperson added.

Meanwhile, local funeral parlors are already scouting for "roast masters" to perform at wakes to ensure the grieving process remains "vibey."

Yeo remains optimistic, noting that total paralysis is the best way to avoid national service reservist cycles.