The Ministry of Culture, Community and Youth has officially sanctioned a minor uptick in "edginess" at Somerset Skatepark.

Authorities confirmed that youths may now wear their trousers three inches lower, provided they maintain a minimum GPA of 3.8.

This radical move aims to simulate a sense of "street cred" without compromising the nation's aesthetic of sterile perfection.

"I do kickflip only my mother ask why I never go tuition," complained 16-year-old Jaden, while bleeding onto the government-approved asphalt.

Security guards have been instructed to look the other way for exactly four seconds if they spot a vape or a middle finger.

"Liddat also can, as long as I don't kena fine by the uncle with the bodycam lor," remarked a local poser nursing a bruised shin.

Urban planners are currently designing "safe graffiti zones" where teenagers can express their rage using erasable markers and polite adjectives.