A Marsiling Drive resident has successfully expanded their floor space by 10% by colonizing the external concrete canopy like a fucking colonialist.

The "outdoor extension," which featured a rustic table and a clothes rack, was designed for homeowners who find living inside four walls too mainstream and suspiciously safe.

“Why pay for more space when the government provides a perfectly good concrete slab right outside the window for free?” said nobody, but everyone knows that’s exactly what this uncle was thinking.

The luxury al fresco patio was discovered by a professional kaypoh named Alex, who spent his Sunday morning staring at the block with a camera like a fucking predator waiting for a safety violation to occur.

Alex told reporters that children were playing at the void deck, implying that a falling IKEA table would be the most exciting highlight of their pathetic childhoods.

Marsiling-Yew Tee Town Council officers, who usually spend their afternoons ignoring corridor clutter and sleeping in the office, were forced to actually do their jobs after the photo went viral.

The resident was "advised" to move the furniture back inside, effectively ending his dream of having a breezy breakfast area with a 100% chance of sudden death.

Neighbors are now wondering if they can also put their washing machines or annoying mother-in-laws on the ledge to save space in the kitchen.

If the furniture had actually fallen, it would have been classified as a "gravity-based redesign" of the void deck's landscaping.

Honestly, a flying table is probably the most action Marsiling has seen since the last time someone tried to smuggle cheap cigarettes from Malaysia.

Authorities remind residents that while property prices are hitting the roof, your furniture shouldn't literally be on top of it.

Next time you want to feel the wind in your hair while eating, just go to a coffee shop instead of risking a manslaughter charge, you lan jiao.