A Marsiling resident has been hailed as a structural engineering visionary for transforming a concrete canopy into a revolutionary new “Suicide Chic” al fresco patio.

The homeowner decided that the interior of their cramped rental flat was simply too mainstream and moved the furniture outside to enjoy the scenic view of the void deck’s cigarette butts and used condoms.

“Sibei hot inside the house, so I put the table out there to catch the breeze and maybe a falling stray cat,” the resident likely reasoned while balancing a laundry rack on the edge of oblivion.

Kaypoh Stompers were quick to complain, claiming that a flying mahogany table might slightly inconvenience the skull of any toddler walking below.

Marsiling-Yew Tee Town Council officers arrived to play the role of ultimate buzzkills, reminding the resident that physics still applies even in the North.

“We advised the owner that while the ledge is solid, their kanina brain clearly isn’t,” a spokesperson probably muttered while issuing the removal notice.

The furniture has since been removed, ending the resident’s dream of becoming the first person to die while eating bee hoon during a tropical thunderstorm.