
Man Dies In Hawker Queue; Family Refuses To Leave Spot
Singaporean retiree Lim Koh Bak has finally achieved the ultimate national dream by expiring peacefully while waiting four hours for a bowl of famous Laksa.
Witnesses claim Limβs heart stopped somewhere between the tray return station and the drinks stall, yet his body remained upright, supported by the sheer density of the crowd.
βAiya, he already wait so long, cannot waste the effort leh,β his widow remarked while nudging his corpse three inches forward.
βThe uncle at the stall very fierce one, if we leave now, later he scold us for play-play.β
Medical experts suggest that the Singaporean circulatory system is powered entirely by the FOMO generated by seeing more than five people standing in a straight line.
βSteady lah, he die doing what he love,β a fellow queuer noted, stepping over Limβs cooling feet.
βI also wait three hours already, if I don't eat this prawn mee, I will also die!β
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