Malaysia has successfully spent RM450 million to provide local motorcycle idiots with the most expensive terminal racetrack in Southeast Asia.

The newly upgraded Sultan Ismail Petra Airport in Kelantan is finally serving its true purpose: a sanctuary for skinny speed-demons to perform stunts while travellers fear for their fucking lives.

Transport Minister Anthony Loke is reportedly "shameful," mostly because the bikers are the only things actually taking off at the terminal.

While Singapore spends billions on Jewel to show off fancy waterfalls, Kelantan has innovated by turning their departure hall into a live-action circus for modified scrap-metal bikes.

If you’re looking for a flight, go to Changi; if you want to see a teenager lose his front teeth, go to Kelantan.

It’s a sibei efficient use of taxpayer money.