The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has officially sanctioned the summary execution of any private motorist who dares to graze a yellow bus lane.

Under the new "Paint It Red With Blood" initiative, SBS Transit drivers have been issued government-grade spiked bumpers to annihilate errant Toyotas.

Officials claim that keeping the 190 route clear is significantly more valuable than human life.

"Wah lau, this driver think his grandfather road ah? I just smash him lor," said bus captain Tan Ah Kow.

Violators will no longer receive fines, but will instead be catapulted directly into the Johor Straits.

Commuters cheered as they watched a BMW being flattened into a pancake by a double-decker.

"LTA steady pom pi pi, now I can reach VivoCity five minutes faster," noted local auntie Mavis Lim.