The Land Transport Authority has officially declared voyeurism Singapore’s most patriotic pastime by launching the 'Snitch-A-Seat' rewards program.

Commuters are now legally required to treat their morning commute like a tactical reconnaissance mission against anyone appearing slightly too comfortable.

High-definition zoom lenses are being distributed at MRT stations to ensure every drop of drool on a sleeping student’s face is captured for public mockery.

'He think he very smart, pretend to sleep so don't need give up seat, but my phone camera 100x zoom until can see his nose hair,' boasted local vigilante Auntie Bee.

A spokesperson confirmed that ruining a stranger’s reputation is far more efficient for nation-building than actual law enforcement.

Remember, if you aren't filming a teenager's ankles, you're basically a traitor.