A group of local men has expressed deep psychological trauma following the opening of a lingerie shop, claiming that the sight of a push-up bra is a direct assault on the nation's integrity.

The protesters, who collectively believe "foreplay" is a type of golf move, argued that allowing women to buy matching sets would lead to the immediate downfall of the patriarchal household.

"Everything also must lace, must see-through, very dangerous one leh!" shouted one uncle while adjusting his waist-high trousers.

"Last time my wife wear the yellowing giant cotton panties from wet market, everything was peaceful. Now have this shop, I scared later she ask me to do the housework, then how? Really fuck up sia."

The government is considering a nationwide ban on silk to prevent further emotional distress.