Singaporeans are currently flocking to Bukit Timah Nature Reserve to experience the unique thrill of drowning in their own fermented body fluids.

Despite the hill being shorter than a stack of three HDB blocks, locals insist on dressing like they are conquering K2 while smelling like a damp gym sock.

The government is considering installing industrial-strength fans to prevent the entire summit from becoming a biohazard zone of airborne armpit juice.

“Wah lau, I think my liver also sweating already, but must post IG story or else people think I’m fat,” said local influencer, Lim Siew Dai.

Experts suggest the “lepak” element comes from the hallucinogenic state hikers reach when their brains begin to boil inside their skulls.

“Yesterday I see one uncle sweat so much his shirt become transparent like cling wrap, very scary sia,” remarked one traumatised witness.

Ultimately, nothing says “quality leisure” like risking cardiac arrest for a view of some overgrown bushes and a telecommunications tower.