Following news that Donald Trump and Iran are turning the Strait of Hormuz into a flaming dumpster fire, Singaporeans have reached a chillingly pragmatic consensus.

Local motorists have confirmed they do not care who dies in the Middle East as long as the price of 95-octane drops by ten cents.

A Jurong resident was seen aggressively shaking his fuel nozzle to get every last drop of petrol while muttering about aircraft carriers.

"Trump says he doesn't need China's help, but I need some help paying for this tank," the man remarked, staring at the pump with the intensity of a man watching his life savings evaporate.

The authorities have since reminded citizens that while a global conflict could trigger a total collapse of civilization, the real disaster is the loss of credit card petrol rebates.