In a display of absolute mental disintegration, Recruit Lim Ah Kow has successfully outsourced his entire consciousness to a mobile application that tracks his remaining seconds of state-mandated slavery.

The 19-year-old reportedly spends eighteen hours a day staring at a pixelated countdown, having long ago traded his basic motor skills for the promise of a pink identity card.

Army medical officers have classified Lim’s condition as “Terminal ORD Fever,” a state where the patient’s only remaining biological function is to update his Instagram story with the phrase “ORD LOH.”

“This f***er don’t even know how to march anymore because his brain only got space for numbers,” commented 2nd Sergeant Tan, whilst smoking his twelfth cigarette of the morning.

“I tell him do push-up, he ask me if 20 reps will make the clock go faster, CCB,” the Sergeant added.

Lim, whose eyes have permanently glazed over like a dead mackerel, remains optimistic about his future as a civilian with zero employable skills.

“Eh, you don’t know ah, every second is like one step out of this hole,” Lim whispered while vibrating with the intensity of a malfunctioning industrial drill.

“Once I get my IC, I’m going to spend the rest of my life doing absolutely f***ing nothing, steady bo?”