Farhan, a 40-year-old musician, has officially declared the festive season "complete garbage" after realizing the woman he called his mother for four decades doesn’t actually share his DNA.

The revelation came after a dream about his late father, which is usually a sign to buy 4D numbers, but instead led to the discovery that his entire upbringing was an elaborate ruse.

Farhan is now frantically searching for his biological parents, presumably to ask why they left him to a life of mediocre home-cooked meals and fake heritage.

"I used to enjoy the annual festivities," Farhan sobbed while scrolling through old digital albums that are now essentially prop photography.

"Now I realize I was just a long-term houseguest who stayed way too long."

The musician’s primary concern is that his children might accidentally hook up with their biological cousins, a fear that suggests he views the West Coast area as a high-stakes breeding ground for accidental incest.

He remains hopeful that finding his birth mother will provide the closure he needs, or at least a fresh set of relatives to squeeze for cash gifts next year.

Local authorities have reminded Farhan that even if he finds his real mother, his boss still expects him in the office by 9 AM.