The Land Transport Authority has officially granted sovereign immunity to any commuter who manages to snag the front-row seat on a double-decker bus.

This elite "Upper Deck Master Race" now possesses the legal right to spit on COE-paying peasants trapped in their pathetic Continental cars below.

"I can see everything from here, even the botox scars on the driver in the BMW," boasted 22-year-old self-appointed deity, Lim Kopi.

"Downstairs people all low-SES losers, I tell you, up here I feel like a king watching National Day Parade," Lim added while licking the condensation off the glass.

LTA warns that those sitting at the back of the upper deck are still considered sub-human trash.

Authorities suggest lower-deck passengers avert their eyes to avoid being blinded by the front-row aristocracy.