Love is truly in the air, or maybe that’s just the smell of overpriced perfume and absolute desperation wafting through Marina Bay Sands at 3:45 AM.

A local power couple recently proved that the secret to a long-lasting relationship is finding a partner who will help you suck the bank accounts of horny idiots dry.

While most boring couples are arguing about who forgot to buy the laundry detergent, this legendary duo was busy coordinating bank transfers like a high-stakes SME operation.

Unfortunately, their romantic staycation at MBS ended abruptly when the SPF decided to gatecrash their luxury suite before they could even enjoy the infinity pool.

"It’s so rare to find a woman who will hold your hand and a suitcase full of stolen cash at the same time," commented one onlooker who was probably also a scammer.

The victim, a man whose brain cells apparently went on strike, managed to send multiple transfers before realizing he wasn't actually talking to a hot influencer.

Kan ni na, imagine being so thirsty that you accidentally fund a criminal couple’s entire holiday while you’re sitting at home playing with yourself.

Now, the lovebirds get to enjoy a new type of shared experience: matching handcuffs and a prison cell that definitely lacks a view of the skyline.

Steady lah, at least they can shout at each other across the prison corridor while thinking about how lan jiao their retirement plan turned out.