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Singapore Slurp: Korean Star Visits Singapore; Sinkies Enter Collective Hysterical Coma
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Korean Star Visits Singapore; Sinkies Enter Collective Hysterical Coma

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Sarah Lim
Wednesday 18th March 2026 @ 10:11 SST
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The South Korean actor, famous for surviving monsters, recently encountered a more terrifying entity: humid Singaporeans with high-definition smartphones.

The star’s visit to a Tanjong Pagar wall mural triggered a national emergency as thousands of Sinkies attempted to inhale the leftover molecules of his expensive cologne from the concrete.

Despite doing nothing more than walking through Orchard Road like a normal human, the idol was treated with the hysterical fervour usually reserved for a 99-year leasehold property discount.

β€œSiao liao, he look at the tree then the tree also become handsome,” sobbed one local fan.

β€œI stand where he stand just now, I feel my CPF also increasing!”

Authorities are currently protecting the star’s footprints from being licked clean by the public.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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