Kim Yo Jong has graciously accepted South Korea’s apology, confirming that acting like a total pussy is indeed the “wise” choice for national survival.

The North Korean princess reportedly enjoyed watching Seoul grovel after a few civilian drones accidentally filmed Kim Jong Un trying to fit into a size M tracksuit.

President Lee Jae Myung is being hailed as a pioneer for proving that a public boot-licking is much cheaper than having Pyongyang turn Seoul into a literal charcoal grill.

Singaporean men have reportedly started studying the transcript to use against their own scary-as-fuck wives during next week’s inevitable argument about chores.

Experts say this breakthrough proves that the best way to handle a dictator is to admit you’re a worthless piece of shit immediately.