A local pioneer of urban relaxation has been hailed as a genius after deciding that a two-lane carriageway was the only place to get a decent nap in the West.

While thousands of peasants fought for space inside Jurong Point, this visionary auntie realized the warm asphalt offered better lumbar support and significantly less noise than a crowded food court.

A man was seen acting as her dedicated concierge, waving away oncoming traffic to ensure her meditation wasn't interrupted by a 10-ton garbage truck.

“Siao eh, she just lie down there like it’s her grandfather’s road,” remarked witness Ah Huat.

“I think she just wanted the SCDF to give her a free ride to the hospital for the free air-con.”

She was eventually escorted to Ng Teng Fong General Hospital, finally escaping the Jurong crowd in style.