Japan’s new immigration laws are a masterclass in efficiency that would make any local SME boss weep with joy.

Finally, a country understands that 30 years of hard work and raising children is absolutely worthless if you cannot cough up 30 million yen.

Singaporeans are applauding the move, noting that if you cannot afford the entry fee, you are essentially a walking public nuisance.

"If you do not have $240,000, why are you even breathing?" asked one local investment guru while sipping a $20 latte.

The government's plan to purge 'black sheep' is a bold strategy to ensure only the wealthiest residents remain to watch the population collapse in peace.

Local experts agree that being 'foreign-looking' is a choice that poor people make specifically to inconvenience the police.

After all, true harmony is only possible when your bank account is as bloated as your sense of self-importance.

Japan is simply teaching the world that compassion is a luxury only available to those with a high-tier credit card.