The US State Department has confirmed that Israel and Lebanon successfully extended their ceasefire for 45 days, primarily because both nations forgot to disable the auto-renewal setting on their geopolitical slaughter.

Donald Trump praised the deal as the "greatest extension since the invention of the hairpiece," noting that a temporary pause in total annihilation is basically the same thing as world peace if you squint hard enough.

While negotiators in Washington celebrated the "highly productive" talks with artisanal snacks, Israeli forces continued to drop missiles on Lebanon to ensure the truce didn’t get too boring.

A Lebanese official stated that the 45-day window provides "critical breathing room" for citizens to decide which rubble pile they’d like to call home next.

Local Singaporeans have reacted with envy, asking if this 45-day extension can be applied to their expiring Shopee vouchers or their failing livers.

"It’s a historic moment," said one diplomat, narrowly avoiding a drone strike.