The Indonesian government has successfully discovered a new renewable energy source: pure, concentrated bullshit.

While Jakarta residents refuel their cars every ten minutes like paranoid speed freaks, Finance Minister Purbaya Yudhi Sadewa is busy pretending the economy isn't a flaming dumpster fire.

He insists fuel subsidies are sustainable, proving that being a "cowboy" minister mostly involves shooting logic in the fucking face.

Experts warn the budget deficit is widening faster than a KTV hostess’s credit card debt, but the state remains in a blissful coma.

If oil prices hit $150, the plan is reportedly to just yell “everything is fine” until the scooters start moving by magic.

Who needs Middle Eastern crude when you have high-grade political delusion?