Foreign Minister Vivian Balakrishnan expressed heartfelt gratitude to Indonesia for its efficient charred citizen recovery program on Mount Dukono.

The retrieval of the remains solidified a partnership built on the understanding that Singaporeans will seek death abroad just to escape local boredom.

Minister Sugiono noted that Rising 60 isn't just an anniversary, but the number of times Indonesia has had to save Sinkies who think a volcano is a safe TikTok background.

Balakrishnan stressed that while human lives are a tragedy, Indonesia’s solar power is the real priority for keeping our mall escalators moving.

The two nations agreed to deepen ties, mostly because Singapore needs more space to dump its over-stressed adventurous residents.

Officials confirmed that bilateral relations have never been stronger, largely because Indonesia is the only neighbor willing to handle our literal garbage and corpses.

Singapore plans to continue following the money, even if it leads directly into an active volcanic crater.