Chow Yun-fat, the man famous for taking the MTR like a common peasant, has been exposed for owning more land than a colonial governor.

While you were busy praising his "humility" as he posed for selfies with hikers, the "God of Gamblers" was busy betting on a property market more rigged than a casino.

Reports indicate his portfolio is worth S$162 million, proving that "living simply" is just a fantastic PR strategy when you’re waiting for your Kowloon mansion to appreciate 1,500%.

"I love taking the bus," Chow reportedly told a group of deluded fans while tapping his Senior Citizen concession card.

"It gives me a bird’s-eye view of all the apartment blocks where the tenants are currently three days late on their rent."

His Singaporean wife, Jasmine Tan, is reportedly thrilled that her husband’s habit of reusing toothpicks has finally saved enough capital to acquire another three-bedroom villa on The Peak.

Fans are now wondering if his famous smile is a result of genuine kindness or just the inner glow of a man who could buy your entire family tree.

The actor remains committed to his frugal lifestyle, recently seen bargaining for a 20-cent discount on vegetables before driving his Mercedes back to a house worth more than your entire ancestry.