A local Honda Civic driver has been hailed as a financial visionary after successfully dodging a $2.74 parking fee by nearly fusing his front bumper with the car ahead.

Witnesses at the Bedok carpark reported that the maneuver required the kind of surgical precision usually reserved for dodging taxes or alimony payments.

The driver, whose bank account was reportedly decimated by a $12,000 "loud exhaust" modification that sounds like a lawnmower in heat, decided that paying for parking was a luxury for the weak.

"It's about the grind," the driver allegedly muttered while hiding his face behind a pair of counterfeit sunglasses.

"If I save $2.74 every day, I can afford one-tenth of a tire by the year 2045."

The Stomper who filmed the incident has been awarded a gold star for his tireless commitment to being a massive snitch for zero financial gain.

The Urban Redevelopment Authority is now considering replacing all carpark barriers with guillotine blades to properly motivate the city's poorest luxury car owners.

Experts suggest that if the driver continues this high-stakes lifestyle, he might eventually have enough money to buy a brain.