A local visionary was apprehended in Ubi after successfully merging his sedan with a stationary signpost, presumably in a desperate attempt to extract its sweet, metallic nectar.

The 36-year-old driver was discovered in a state of profound chemical enlightenment, having transformed his vehicle into a temporary art installation atop a pedestrian walkway.

Police seized two vaporisers and a pod, finally terminating the man's ambitious project to turn the industrial estate into a giant, mango-scented disco.

"Walao, he fly up the kerb then just sit there like king," remarked one stunned witness.

"I think the brother high until think the signpost is one giant pod, but the flavor only got 'Iron and Regret' lor."