The Housing Development Board has officially reminded Singaporeans that if they don’t want to be homeless, they should stop acting like they deserve to live near civilization.

Responding to a victim who failed 11 BTO applications, a boss at the agency clarified that the resident was "unreasonable" for wanting to live in a "popular location" where you don't need a passport to find a grocery store.

"Wah lao, she think she who? Every time want Bukit Merah, want Kallang," remarked one official.

"Abuden, of course cannot get lah! If she applied for a unit in the middle of a literal swamp in Lim Chu Kang, she would have gotten it years ago."

The victim eventually bought a resale flat because her BTO invitation arrived so late her unborn children had already retired.