Booking.com has confirmed that hackers successfully downloaded the travel plans of thousands of Singaporeans, only to realize most of them are just going to Batam for cheap seafood anyway.

The travel giant sent out emails to users warning that their names and emails are now public, which is great news for anyone who felt their inbox was lacking enough "Your Bank Account Is Locked" phishing scams.

“Wa lau, these hackers really got no life,” said local user Tan Ah Kow, who was informed his stay at a $40-a-night love hotel in Geylang was leaked to the dark web.

“Now the whole world knows I am a cheapskate who books ‘No Window’ rooms just to save five dollars for a Tiger beer,” Tan added while frantically deleting his browser history.

Cyber security experts suggest that Singaporeans shouldn’t panic, as their personal data has already been leaked by every random SME with a ‘Sign Up For 10% Off’ button on their shitty website.

In fact, hackers have expressed extreme boredom at the Booking.com haul, noting that most Singaporean passwords are still pathetic variations of ‘Password123’ or ‘ILoveLKY69’.

Booking.com has reassured users that credit card data was not compromised, meaning hackers can see your embarrassing holiday habits but unfortunately cannot help pay your mounting debt.

The company has issued new PINs to affected customers, a move that will surely stop international crime syndicates who already bypassed multi-million dollar firewalls.

One hacker, speaking on the condition of anonymity, complained that the data was “trash quality” because half the bookings were just people checking prices for five years without actually buying anything.

The platform also urged users to install antivirus software, a helpful tip for boomers who still click on “You Have Won A Free Toyota” pop-ups while browsing dodgy foot reflexology sites.

At this point, Singaporean personal data is basically a public utility, available for free to anyone with a laptop and a complete lack of morals.