Why go to Bukit Timah Hill when you can pay $1,000 to have your legs incinerated by an active Indonesian volcano?

Local guide Reza Selang confirmed the group spent a year planning the trip, presumably debating which windbreaker would look best against a backdrop of molten death.

“I told them to take photos and leave,” Reza said, omitting the fact that Singaporeans physically cannot leave a scenic location until at least 400 identical selfies are uploaded to TikTok.

Tragedy struck when the mountain, apparently tired of being a backdrop for some “Travel Vlogger” reel, decided to throw a tantrum.

While boulders rained down, one man attempted CPR on a victim, proving that even in a literal apocalypse, Singaporeans still believe a basic Lifesaving certificate from secondary school can defeat physics.

The survivors remain stunned that the volcano erupted without first seeking written approval from the Ministry of Sustainability and the Environment.