Great news, fellow Sinkies!Our benevolent overlords have decided your nicotine addiction isn't miserable enough.Soon, your precious cigarettes will be stripped of their delightful fruit and menthol disguises.No more misleading youths with 'berry blast' lungfuls; now it's just pure, unadulterated carcinogen flavour.Because nothing says "healthy" like making a vice taste so bad it feels like a punishment.And of course, to sweeten the deal (ironically), expect more taxes!You'll pay a premium to inhale the pure, unflavoured essence of Singaporean financial stress.The Ministry of Joy Reduction looks forward to your cooperation in making our nation the unhappiest, yet healthiest, smoke-free island in the world.Truly, a first-world problem solved with first-world efficiency.