The Ministry of Finance has officially declared standing in a 400-metre line for Toto as the nation’s premier form of spiritual relaxation.

Citizens are now encouraged to embrace the "lepak" spirit by sweating profusely in the sun behind a retiree who hasn't showered since the British left.

“I stand here two hours, legs pain but heart got hope, mah,” said local punter Uncle Tan.

“Better than work, at least here I can dream I become boss and fire my supervisor’s whole family tree.”

Experts suggest the intoxicating scent of thermal paper and collective desperation provides more relaxation than any overpriced botanical spa.

“Eh, wait long-long is part of the experience, steady lah,” remarked one millennial who abandoned his career for a System 7 entry.

“Got air-con from the 7-Eleven next door blowing a bit, damn shiok, feel like I on holiday already.”

Singaporeans are advised to bring a foldable stool and their entire life savings to fully enjoy this state-sanctioned mental holiday.