Health Minister Ong Ye Kung finally admitted public hospitals are a crowded shitshow by announcing a new "not-for-profit" hospital in the East.

Since Mount Elizabeth Novena costs more than a fucking private jet, the government is basically building a "budget airline" version of healthcare for peasants.

Ong complained that private hospitals are "barely half occupied," mostly because regular Sinkies would rather die than pay $50,000 for a gold-plated colonoscopy.

The land tender will focus on "bill restrictions" to prevent doctors from fucking off to the high-end private sector the moment they see a bigger paycheck.

Now you can enjoy private-ish aircon while your bank account stays slightly above zero.