The Straits Times has officially declared that the peak of Singaporean physical prowess is walking across a lawn while a caddie carries your heavy shit.

Shannon Tan bagged Athlete of the Year, proving that hitting a tiny ball is infinitely more "athletic" than Shanti Pereira sprinting like she’s trying to escape a debt collector.

While actual athletes sweat through their souls, Shannon is in Las Vegas, leaving her parents to collect a trophy for a sport that is essentially aggressive networking in a polo shirt.

"Pressure is a privilege," Shannon remarked, echoing the exact toxic mantra your SME boss screams before denying your annual leave.

Finally, a national hero for people who think cardio is for losers who can't afford golf buggies.