Local LinkedIn warrior Nikhil discovered the hard way that Pelago is basically the spirit of Tigerair trapped in a premium SIA skinsuit.

After buying "Morning" tickets for an afternoon trip, the genius was shocked when KL Tower staff actually knew how to read a fucking clock.

"I'm in product management," Nikhil fumed, while his guests realized his "insider travel hacks" were just ways to look like a cheap prick in front of a toddler.

Desperate for a refund, he tagged the CPTO on LinkedIn, because nothing says "elite professional" like publically begging for eighty bucks.

Pelago’s customer service responded with the speed of a paralyzed snail, claiming that converting Ringgit to SGD requires three lunar cycles.

Clearly, SIA’s "World Class" reputation is the biggest scam since "affordable" BTO flats.