Residents in Fernvale were treated to a free preview of "Turtle Soup: The Prequel" after a bloodied carcass was found rotting near some Pick lockers.

The poor fucker likely realized the BTO wait time was longer than its natural lifespan and decided to parkour off the 40th floor.

One Stomper took photos of the gore like it was a 4D tip before heading off to enjoy her own lunch, because nothing screams "appetizer" like a smashed reptile.

By the time the Town Council property officers finished their kopi, the carcass had mysteriously vanished.

Local foodies suspect a nearby zi char stall uncle saw a 100% discount on fresh ingredients and moved faster than a mata at a vape raid.

Clearly, the turtle just couldn't handle the fucking pace of life in Sengkang.