The Housing Development Board has officially surrendered all jurisdiction of void decks to the local feline population.

After years of receiving free kibble, community cats have successfully established a brutal feudal system across the heartlands.

These four-legged overlords now require a formal tithe of premium canned tuna before allowing residents access to the lift lobby.

A spokesperson for the ‘Yishun Meow Coalition’ confirmed that any human failing to provide top-tier scritches will be met with a cold, unblinking stare of pure contempt.

"Wah lau, now must bow down to the fat ginger cat before I can go work, siao one," complained local resident Tan Ah Kow.

"Last time I never give treat, the fellow trip me up then look at me like I am the stupid one, damn sian."

The government has advised citizens to avoid eye contact with any cat sitting on a letterbox to prevent immediate social humiliation.

Authorities are currently negotiating a peace treaty involving catnip and the permanent removal of all aggressive pigeons.