The Football Association of Singapore (FAS) has dispatched a high-level delegation to Morocco to study how a massive, violent pitch invasion can finally make the local league watchable.

Local officials were reportedly mesmerized by the sight of fans attempting to murder visiting players, noting that such raw passion is a significant upgrade from the usual sound of three uncles coughing in a mostly empty stadium.

SportSG is now considering a proposal to replace friendly team mascots with screaming mobs armed with industrial-grade fireworks to ensure that spectators feel a genuine sense of life-threatening excitement.

Authorities believe that allowing disgruntled fans to hurl glass bottles at a referee’s head is a productive way to release public anger without the administrative hassle of applying for a protest permit.

"The nineteen minutes of added time is a masterstroke for husbands looking for any excuse to avoid going home to their wives and screaming toddlers," said one spokesperson while testing a riot shield.

If the Moroccan model is adopted, premium season ticket holders will be granted a 'Violence Voucher' allowing them to tackle at least one defender of their choice per match.

Local footballers are already adjusting their training regimes to include parkour and basic evasive maneuvers to survive the upcoming season’s enhanced fan participation.

Market researchers suggest that the threat of a stabbing is the primary driver of ticket sales missing from the current Singaporean sporting landscape.