The desperate men of the 4th Battalion have officially reached a state of hormonal psychosis after fourteen days of island confinement.

The prevailing consensus in the bunk is that the auntie serving the economic rice is “actually quite chio” if you look at her from a specific 45-degree angle.

“Lanjiao, you see her gold tooth or not? Very the sexy one leh,” claimed Lance Corporal Lim while polishing his boots with disturbing intensity.

Military experts suggest that the complete absence of females has lowered the recruits’ standards faster than their morale during a 12km route march.

“I think she was flirting when she gave me extra gravy,” whispered a sleep-deprived Private who has forgotten what hair longer than 1mm feels like.

“Later I go canteen ask for her number, then we go steady and move in together,” he added, eyes glazed over with madness.

The battalion’s Commanding Officer has expressed concern that the men might soon start hitting on the training sheds or their SAR-21 rifles.

“They all go siao already, everyday talk about the auntie like she is Miss Universe,” sighed Staff Sergeant Tay.

Mdm Wong remains blissfully unaware that she is currently the most desired woman in the entire Pulau Tekong ecosystem.