Captain Eugene Chia is the ultimate Singaporean hero because he can wage total war while maintaining a perfect 24-degree office temperature.

While legacy pilots risk their lives in actual cockpits, this Cambridge-educated genius protects our sovereignty by staring at two monitors and a whiteboard.

He claims that “air sense” is a critical military skill, though most Singaporeans recognize it as the same instinct used to avoid GrabFood delivery delays.

With a Master’s in International Security, Eugene is uniquely overqualified to operate a joystick that most secondary school kids use to play Fortnite.

The RSAF’s new strategy involves neutralizing aerial threats before they can interfere with the pilot’s scheduled bubble tea break.

This groundbreaking "Scholar-Gamer" approach ensures that Singapore remains safe from invasion as long as the Ground Control Station has stable Wi-Fi.

Truly, nothing says "Defending Our Home" like killing people 200km away while wearing a fresh pair of Uniqlo socks.