The Land Transport Authority’s new "drop off anywhere" policy has reached its logical conclusion after a Johor-based taxi driver successfully reversed his Proton Saga into a Pasir Ris bathroom.

Under the new regulations, cross-border taxis are no longer restricted to specific terminals, granting them the legal right to violate the structural integrity of your home for maximum convenience.

"The passenger said 'anywhere', and I am a man of my word," said the driver, who is currently seeking a local plumber to help extract his front bumper from a ceramic toilet bowl.

Standard four-seater trips now cost $80, a price hike that passengers say is justified if it means avoiding the three-meter walk from the lift lobby.

Wealthier travellers opting for the $180 Alphard service can even request to be dropped off inside their own memories, provided the driver can find a legal parking spot in 1994.

Singaporean cabbies have reacted with hostility, claiming that the influx of Malaysian taxis will disrupt the local ecosystem of ignoring red lights and refusing to go to Jurong after 10 PM.

The government reminded citizens that while "anywhere" is permitted, it does not include the Istana unless you are bringing satay for the Cabinet.