Local legend Christopher Lee is absolutely fucking fuming today, but not because fans are being fleeced of their life savings.

The actor slammed scammers for using "low-SES" AI images to sell Seiko watches, claiming the amateur Photoshop job was a personal insult to his A-list brand.

"If you want to use my lanjiao face to rob aunties, at least give me a Rolex and some 4K skin-smoothing," Lee allegedly grumbled while admiring his own reflection.

Fann Wong reportedly agreed, noting that any believable impersonation of her would involve a more expensive filter and zero queuing at Suntec City.

The couple is reportedly demanding that future digital identity thefts maintain a minimum "Mediacorp Prestige" standard of fraud.